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| sarah.... aka MOMMA CAT. im your blessed child. we sit in the back of the room and glare at the penis master.... screw you guys im going home. DUCK SNIPERS.....it hurts me RIGHT HERE... i like the smell of gasoline.... the munkeys are making SOCK MONKEYS out of my missing socks, oh wait its in my backpack... THE ROCK SAYS... "do they have dolphins at the aquarium?" "NO THEY HAVE NO FISH AT ALL"... HES A CROSS DRESSER!!! ahh the stupid people in my biology class, i hate them. dead rat.... we have an aquarium!! its in my fridge and its full of coke... lulu and dada... astroturf...mooooooo
katie.... you are my cross country and lacrosse mommy. you take care of me when i am stupid and hurt myself... which is like my entire existence. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA how are you doing that man? doing what? walking on water... sports and cold water... I DUNNOOOOOOOOO... im a mess
erin... oh jesus, my pumkpins-obsessed friend. your car smells like burnt vanilla, so lets hang out of the window! remember when we almost died? oh my god.... we have our little secret! shhhh....phone sex!
gina (porta potti)... girl ive missed you like you wouldnt believe
rachel..... we all live in a yellow submarine.... drew is a RAGING sex machineeeee....
hey sam, lets go get our church on! CITY OF CROMPTON... the spinning MULE.... we will be geeks forever (im NOT britney spears dammit). WE ARE SHARKS!!!! you killed our flies! hehe we are mad scientists!! lets play god today... good job mr smith, want a cookie?? dj + fifi forever!!! shes a ho....
sean.... you were the bestest homecoming date ever! lets go shopping, I NEED PANTS.
ac.... ahhhh my twin.... we have magical korn powers.... and we both dress up to go to the grocery store... STOP HUMPING MY LEG DAMMIT!!! newtons law of cough drops, the tasty ones never make you feel better!
and my ballet posse. oooooooohhhh yeahhhhh its the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEEEEEEE... fizzy lizzy (ghetto booty!).... deany weeny..... cher bear.... phatty g.... I LOVE YOU GUYS... can i put my tongue in your mouth?
marta: loogie hypocrit!!! hehe "coming of age" its the tampon for the really tall woman!
heather... my little one! honk if you love cookies. i guess that woman doesnt love cookies. BUT CHAPELGATE DOES! ahhhhh its chapelgate!!! i ho, you ho, WE ALL HO!!!!! slc punk!!!! its ok, we're from england.... VOLKS VAGON!!!! my favorite sport is dodge ball gymnastics... hey, you look like giobani ribsi... we are the ukranian refugee reunion table... ahhh evil german people!
caitlin and heather: NEVER FORGET NEW YORK!! roscoe, i love you.... cuz i have a fixation with the nypd
hi to my freshmen: RICKY AND MATT (you are my lamb!)... matt, thanks for the cake, it was tasty!
"i learned this in nam".... clothed love
WiCkEdKoRnKiTtEn: hes not exactly the brightest crayon in the box is he?
BumBumGuy14: hes not really the crayon in the box he is more like the crayon your little brother ate and crapped out
(the brightest thing mastky has ever said)
cait, we are the butt sisters... i like big butts...
and hi to all my other followers (cuz im jesus): julia (lets make porn!),david, little jon french, chris, joe, rob, jessica chestica, brandon (shoppin on ebay during computer class...),stephany, alan, davio, aaron, big french, richie, caitlin (i still hate you for not doing indoor...), oscar (i love you!), aaron and marcus (the new york boys!!), matt (jailbait), luis, betsey, rachel, peter, colin, eileen, caitlin (oi!), amanda (ahora!)...if i forgot you.... then i guess i dont love you enough. sike. just harass me till i get you on here.  |
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