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| ive been watching tlc a lot lately, especially the baby story. that worries me. i didnt know that a babie was PURPLE when its born. that doesnt really bother me. but should i chose to reproduce, it scares me that i will be in charge of a little human being that may have some of MY characteristics. i cant take care of something, i can barely take care of myself. and sarah has witnessed the way i deal with my dogs insolence. another issue is that if i DO reproduce, i'd be so damn possessive of that baby. i wouldnt let even the daddy touch it. so he would probably divorce me and then i would have to deal with that AND post partum depression. that would be bad. so the logical solution would be for me to adopt. the only problem with that is that it STILL puts me in charge of a human being. it would be dead by the first hour i had it. so the simple solution is that my family tree will end with me. no babies. the hatred of the youth of america: an essay
i was in the mall today (where else?) when an old hag told her poor little impressionable daughter to stay away from me, like i am some freak of nature. and the look that woman gave me... i wanted to slap her. but i refused to buy into the sterotypes of today's youth. people really do believe that we are insolent and thats a crock of SHIT. i mean SURE some people my age do some stupid shit. but not all teenagers do that. and even if we do, we learn from our mistakes. just because we look a little different is NO reason to have little children cower in terror from us. because of that woman, the little girl was afraid of me. i hope that that little girl grows up and rebels against her parents and peirces every orifice of her body and rages, RAGES INTO THE NIGHT. i am talking about the youth of america now, THE WORLD'S FUTURE. this is a call to all of you to not buy into the sterotypes that we are all sullen, dirty, insolent sub-humans. and i hope that all those people who think we are all horrible anti-christs die slow, torturous deaths and burn in hell for eternity.
the baby boomers think that because we stand behind some causes (example: the bells), we are disruptive. the truth is, we are only disruptive when we are enraged by the truths of society. at least WE care about the future enough to try to fight causes. if we didnt, who would? all the people going through their midlife crises would just let the world crumble to peices if we didnt take a stand and fight the munkies. give us some credit, dammit.
teenagers today have a lot more CRAP to deal with and a lot of it is stuff that the older generations put us through. we have to cope with our best friends getting kicked out for drugs and our parents divorcing and one trying to get you to hate the other. back when they grew up, it was the time of capri pants and fiesta ware. people knew not to acknowledge "family problems". they just went on living their lives as if nothing happened. just grin and bear it. but now teenagers have even greater problems and society has make it ok to acknowledge them. but the old people, set in their ways, refuse to accept the new traditions of society. so we have to deal with THAT too.
my next point is that we have the right to express ourselves now. and more people are doing it more than ever. its a great time to be an individual. but all we get for trying to look original are stares and finger pointing from the crotchety arthritic whores of the nursing home. media has played a large role in this. whenever a sitcom or a movie portrays a teenager, he or she is always moody, obnoxious, morose, and problematic. we are forever being stereotyped.
final summation:
continue fighting The System. never give up the persuit of anarchy. dont go quiety into the night. stand up to the comformists and never stop believing what you believe in.
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| MAD COW DISEASE
it all started with the fruit fly. im serious. a cow ate a dirty fruit fly that sam, sarah, mike, and i produced and it became suddenly ill with mad cow disease. it started foaming at the mouth and twitching rapidly. the farmer found it in violent convulsions the next morning and by the end of the day, all of his cows were infected with the disease. then it was really windy, so the wind carried the disease all over the english countryside and ever cow in a 100 mile radius was infected with mad cow disease. then, the farmers all just though they had the flu, so they slaughtered them and made them into steaks which humans later consumed. thus, mad cow disease was born. |
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THE LAPTOPS
laptops are weapons of mass destruct. its a conspircy that eric anderson is behind. he and the teachers are out to get us. first of all, the laptops have these little TINY keyboards that resemble the evil ones on an imac... more evidence of their malice are that the battery itself that the laptop uses weights about 940385390485903 pounds. its not even that portable!!! one of these days, when the laptops gain more power (if i cannot stop the onslaught), they will come chasing after the human race, trying to catch our legs and arms in between the screen and the keyboard.... LIVE IN FEAR OF THAT DAY. THE BELLS
ok, in school the teachers feel that they can control us with BELLS. they herd us around like cattle, from class to class by signaling us with bells. when the bell rings and a teacher says to sit back down because the bell does not dismiss us, she is in denial of the bells. the bells cannot control me. i will not succumb. i will not be supple. if they think they can herd us like cattle, i will teach THEM a lesson. joanna is not some COW to be herded about from class to class. she is a NOBLE creature. she is the illusive wild joanna that that crocidile hunter from the animal planet is trying to catch but never will. muahhaha they will never catch me. so i protest the bells and i dismiss myself when i CHOSE to dismiss myself. the man is the bell and the bell is OPRESSING my people. LET MY PEOPLE GO!! i am professing my hatred for the bullshit that goes on in the world. i cant comprehend how people who claim to be "friends" hurt each other the way they do. is it only the freaks of nature at my school or is it the whole world? just thinking about how we all mistreat each other makes me panic. what is left for the future of the world if all we do is bad mouth each other and be cruel? when i see someone spreading rumors about their BEST friend, its like there goes another shot at happiness. i can understand being cruel to your enemy, but your best friend?! it just doesnt make sense. its as if your whole life is just one big fucking lie. if you want to be treated with respect, treat OTHERS with respect. people just randomly run around disrepecting each other and dont expect to be hurt back in return. its really ridiculous. |